Once upon a time, there was this totally awesome, smokin hot black chick named tameaka. on Opposite of Hell day, she got pretty sick with a head cold. it sucked, but headcolds are tolerable so she didn't let it steal her shine. one the 5th day of this completely undeserved day of suffering, she went and hung out with some friends of hers at their house. good times were had, and while there, tameka decided she deserved some louie's pizza and a good cold drink. the pizza was Divine, and she ate more pieces then she is willing to admit to the world on a public blog, but instead of her refreshing frosty brew, tameaka drank a poison called Four Loko. tameaka did not enjoy the taste of this drink, but it boasted a cheap price and 12% alcohol content, so she consumed one can and called it a night, or so she thought......
from midnight to 7 am the next day, tameaka barfed her sexy ass brains out. but since she hadn't eaten since dinner at 6, she didn't have any pizza to give the toilet Gods. They demanded payment, so she gave them the only things she had. do you remember her head cold? tameaka could only barf boogers, water and stomach bile. This did not make the Gods very happy, they made her barf six times before they were satisfied. (assholes) Tameaka was weak and tired, and vowed to tell the world about the poison that is Four Loco. beware its charms and snazzy camouflage can design. do not be fooled by its cheap price and enticing alcohol content! you, my gentle readers, have been warned.
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